BARE CHESTED MAN

mows his lawn as he drinks a beer
he's Nascar 'round the house for cheers
last week I heard he hit a deer oh yeah
he's a bare chested man
homecoming game ten years on
his belly painted but he spelled it wrongs
his shop teacher was a mr. bong no class
he's a bare chested man

he might just be your best friend hangin' out now
but you don't care you're just a havin' fun
but listen up don't be like him tonight my sweet
especially if you wanna get you some

at White Castles late night in town
a drive through walk up, he's a wobblin' now
last count twenty sliders down oh yeah
he's a bare chested man
sings hank Jr. at the bar B Q
yeah look at him you know he's had a few
he's funny though he doesn't have a clue so what
he's a bare chested man

Chorus

so show up with some roses, I'll have a cowgirl hula waitin' for you
when you're in my bedroom nice for me, and you're a likin' what you see
then you can be my bare chested man

in his truck cruisin' 'round the strip
what's that there growin' on his lip
he smiles country as he takes a dip oh yeah
he's a bare chested man
a ladies man in the parking lot
he'll buy your booze if you laugh a lot
he's a bouncer at the hottest spot in town
he's a bare chested man