LAST TRAIN

I'm on the last train to Memphis, and I'm rollin' on in just to see you
we'll have a quickie thumper, then a on the town rockin' the blues
we'll pull right up to the tavern in your daddys Caddy a blazin,
and hit the dance floor runnin', a poison ivy movin' all night

ya keep it high
yeah we'll a stay up every night all night
my sweetie digs twang
oh you're a country woman so right
your drawl so sexy,
as you put it right there on my mouth
the perfect hayride
well you're a hot moon shinin' tonight

you'll keep me black hat smillin', with your arms around sugaree squeezin'
we'll be a tough down grindin', to those washboard redneck guitars
throw back some more pot liquor, 'till we're blackout barn burnin' crazy
oh in your Sunday boots you'll be yellin' out old fashioned yee haws

can we get it wilder
someday we'll head it on down to Mexico
this trains a haulin' ass so girl
I'm comin' to you, now baby just you wait

back at yer old double-wide where you're a fan dance living room legend
you'll have your sunflower bikini, a popin' out your mudbug tattoo
ah with your snake charmer grins, you'll have me in a devils jump straddle
you whisperin' "do me pretty" with a stick around mercy me kiss