STAG AT BAY

you can't sing with an accent
how can I keep the stag at bay
I shake and stomp the force of zaftig
left looking for your new toupee

fall fall so you say that you love me
do anything that I ask without question
intrigued by the prospect how wicked I could be

ask not what you can do for my pleasure
it's only for you and your ideas of childhood
I'm flattered to be considered fantasy

do you want me to say
oh you know me so well
oh-yeah I'm beggin to stay

heirlooms made out of plastic
cliché the catch and you're the prize
you're planning your tomboy museum
lickity spit no compromise

fall fall so you say that you love me
do anything that I ask without question
intrigued by the prospect how wicked I could be

ask not what you can do for my pleasure
it's only for you and your ideas of childhood
I'm flattered to be considered fantasy

do you want me to say
oh you know me so well
oh-yeah I'm begging to stay

you can't say I'm your diva do
anything you'd be happy to
all I'd be is a naked martyr
to my excuse to dare

suck and grin a Buddha belly
never a pillow in my dreams
a packers game so you're a winner
a pom pom bomb you'll hear me scream

fall fall so you say that you love me
do anything that I ask without question
intrigued by the prospect how wicked I could be

ask not what you can do for my pleasure
it's only for you and your ideas of childhood
I'm flattered to be considered fantasy

do you want me to say
oh you know so well
oh-yeah I'm beggin to stay

you can't say I'm your diva do
anything you'd be happy to
all I'd be is a naked martyr
to my excuse to dare

beg and pout to desperate walk away
a manicure for you new fiancée
what you need oh I can tell now
don't ask cause I don't care